is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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