I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Randomize
