just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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