Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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