I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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