Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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