Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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