i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Randomize
