I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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