he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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