i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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