I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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