Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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