are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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