id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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