did you get engaged???
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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