Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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