I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I could fuck to npr.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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