I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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