I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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