Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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