I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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