wakey wakey hands off snakey
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
