Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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