I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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