it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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