Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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