I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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