He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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