is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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