the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
two words: eviction party
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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