I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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