The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Is it because I queefed?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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