Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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