so explain again why im purple
no
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
