But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
She's just so happy...and so naked.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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