Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
