Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
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