just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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