Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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