there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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