Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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