Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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