So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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