You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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