hell yes lets make some ravioli
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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