You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
