Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
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Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
May the power of my ass compel you!!
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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