Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I wish they made helmets for livers.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
why does every cop we meet know your name?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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