Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
its not stalking. its research.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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