Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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