with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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