It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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