Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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